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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Sofia Vergara Sued by Frozen Embryos

January 2, 2017 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

Every kid fights with his or her parents. But this saga takes that rite of passage to a whole new (icky) level. Modern Family star Sofia Vergara is being sued by her frozen embryos. But wait, it gets worse. They’ve been named “Emma” and “Isabella.” Backstory: Before she married Joe Manganiello in 2015, Sofia was…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Melania Trump Threatens to Sue Over Use of Image

December 12, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

Another day, another Trump family lawsuit. The next four years are going to be “spirited,” don’t you think? Hubby Don isn’t the only member of this clan who is knee-high in litigation. That’s right, the future first lady… Future. First. Lady. Fu-tu-re firrrsst la-dy… As we were saying, now that Melania Trump is going to…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Marilyn Monroe Estate Sues Lingerie Company

November 28, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

Being a dead celebrity can be quite a lucrative career path. Check out the big earners for 2016, according to Forbes: 1. Michael Jackson, $825 million 2. Charles Schulz, $48 million 3. Arnold Palmer, $40 million 4. Elvis Presley, $27 million 5. Prince, $25 million 6. Bob Marley, $21 million 7. Theodor “Dr. Seuss” Geisel,…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Artist Sues Trump Campaign Over Use of Photo

November 8, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

It’s weird how the U.S. presidential election is getting virtually no press. Well, we want to make sure you’re aware of the important issues before heading into the voting booth. And what’s more important than snacks? The Republican Party nominee for President of the United States… …sorry, whenever we hear that, our eyes glaze over…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Lindsay Lohan’s Suit Against Video Game Dismissed

September 19, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

The pure joy experienced when we see Lindsay Lohan’s name attached to a lawsuit is indescribable. These days, you just don’t hear too much about the one-time almost daily subject of salacious gossip. Perhaps she’s gotten her act together. Yeah, probably not. Even though Linds hasn’t been in the spotlight for a while, she still…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Prisoners Sue Empire for Disrupting Their Schedule

September 12, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy 1 Comment

When incarcerated, most inmates expect to have some basic necessities provided for—things like food, safety, shelter, and clothing. But for a group of kids at Cook Co. Juvenile Temporary Detention Center in Chicago, that list is longer and includes access to the rec yard, library, and chapel. And if those resources are disrupted for any…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Ozzy’s Mistress Sues His Daughter Kelly for Defamation

August 29, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

We’re going to talk to you today about a subject that is not always easy to bring up. It’s uncomfortable and something that has been avoided for generations. But we want you to be brave and try to stick with us. Our best advice is to stay away from mental pictures. Ozzy Osbourne has sex.…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Dora the Explorer Actress Vapes at School, Sparks Lawsuit

August 22, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

Do you kiss your mother with that mouth, Dora the Explorer? Ay, que pena. OK, so it’s not the actual cartoon character we’re talking about, but instead the 15-year-old “voice actress” who brings Dora to life. With her voice. And she’s gotten herself into some very non-Nickelodeon-type trouble with a classmate. According to a 14-year-old…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Chris Brown Sued for Stealing Fan’s Hat

August 1, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

And now for something completely different. Tired of hearing what a major a-hole Chris Brown is? Then here’s a feel-good story where America’s most-hated bad boy shows he’s turned himself around and is trying to make the world a better place. Just kidding. Brown likes to keep his drama calendar packed, whether he’s sparring with…

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Ellen Sued for Titi Joke

June 13, 2016 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

There was a guy named Phuk (pronounced Fook) in the Catholic high school I attended. The nuns decided to change his name and made him go by David. My best friend’s last name was Cunliffe…and things didn’t go smoothly for her, either. The thing is, kids (and adults) will make fun of you no matter…

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