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Dear Bitter Butch: How Do I Get My Mother-In-Law To Stop Cleaning?

July 5, 2019 by Haddayr Copley-Woods 1 Comment

Dear Bitter Butch, My incredibly loving mother-in-law is the cleanest person I know. Her house, car, clothes, and body are all spotless. When we had children she said: “Please don’t let them be dirty.” When I send the kids to visit, she asks me to “send good clothes.” Although my house is relatively organized by…

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