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Creed: Mansions of Glory (With So Many Spoilers)

December 16, 2015 by Erik Schlittner Leave a Comment

Growing up on the streets makes you tough. You fight your way up, and end up in a mansion. But mansion living makes you soft. The next guy coming up from the streets calls you out as a weakling, and you take a beating. Everyone thinks you’re a bum. And then you go back to…

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Jake Gyllenhaal Isn’t The problem With ‘Southpaw.’ Everything Else Is.

July 28, 2015 by Erik Schlittner 3 Comments

Real life boxing sucks. You pay $99.95 to HBO and you get to watch two wife-abusing assholes hug each other for 12 rounds. (Note to boxers: try hugging your wife and punching your opponent.) Movie boxing is so much better. Punches land. Blood flows. Two weary warriors stagger into the 12th round, struggling to land…

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