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How Not To Kill Your Lab Partner: A Practical Guide

November 10, 2014 by Scott Long Leave a Comment

So, you’re new to grad school in chemistry. Congratulations! I’m sure you’re working hard in your classes and all, and you’re well-prepared for the academic challenges that await you. Unfortunately, so many of you are missing a critical chemistry laboratory skill: how to not kill your coworkers, by poison, fire, explosions, and the list goes…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: chemistry, explainer, murder, scitech

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News Update: Food Fights End in Deaths

September 19, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

All the bitter news that’s not fit to print, by Doug Stephan

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, food fight, murder, news

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Amanda Knox: America's New (Accused Murderer) Sweetheart

October 5, 2011 by Matthew Richardson 7 Comments

Can someone else please admit this is the first they heard of this person? The name Amanda Knox barely registered for me until yesterday.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Amanda Knox, murder, Unethical & Amoral

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Big Love Isn’t for Everyone

August 14, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

A Pennsylvania woman, Myra Morton, has just been sentenced to 20 years in prison for fatally shooting her bigamist husband just hours before he was due to hop on a plane to Morocco to go visit his other wife. The Mortons, married 25 years, had converted to Islam about 20 years ago, and “in keeping…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, bigamy, murder

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Preppie Douchebag

August 12, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Just in case you thought Robert Chambers, the so-called Preppie Killer who served fifteen years for strangling a teenage girl in Central Park during what he said was “rough sex” back in 1986, couldn’t be a bigger loser, you should think again. The convicted murderer is heading back to prison, this time for dealing drugs…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, murder

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Phil Spector: You Know It’s Time to Call a Headhunter

July 15, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom 5 Comments

The D.A. prosecuting Phil Spector has found yet another woman who wants to testify that the famed producer threatened her life, according to a new motion that sets out facts similar to those alleged in the 2003 shooting death of actress Lana Clarkson. The new woman, Norma Kemper, was working as Spector’s assistant in 1996…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, beatles, celebrity, murder, Phil Spector

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Why Prenups Exist. And Restraining Orders.

July 14, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

A 76-year-old grandmother, Betty Neumar, is currently being held on half a million dollars’ bond in a North Carolina jail for allegedly hiring a hit man to kill her fourth husband to collect his life insurance payout, while police re-examine the untimely and unexpected deaths of her first child, stepson, and four of the five…

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