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4 CERN Songs You Should Listen To

April 9, 2019 by BitterEmpire Leave a Comment

You may have heard Alpine Kat’s incredibly awesome rap about the Large Hadron Collider: But did you know that there is also a response rap? Yep, the guys at Fermilab just couldn’t let the LHC get all the attention. Or, at least their friends over at Nerdcore couldn’t. And Alpine Kat isn’t the only one…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: ATLAS, CERN, cernettes, Higgs Boson, LHC, music, songs

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The Art of the Modern Hustle

July 29, 2015 by Brandon de la Cruz Leave a Comment

Music, as we’re constantly being reminded, is in a state of flux. What we really mean by this is that the artists aren’t happy; and what we really, really mean by that is that the artists aren’t getting paid enough. This isn’t like a college football coach who walks away from a $3 million contract…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: cars, hustle, music, spoon

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June’s Playlist To Make Running Suck Less: Country & Bluegrass Edition!

June 26, 2015 by Tara Jenson 2 Comments

This month’s running playlist is borne on the wings of steel guitars, banjos and fiddles. That’s right y’all – throw on your shit-kickers, grab your hound-dog and broken heart, then giddyap with this country & bluegrass playlist that’ll drive your pace like cattle to pasture! We know this isn’t an exhaustive list of runnable country…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: bluegrass, BPM, country, jogging, jogging playlist, music, running

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May’s Playlist To Make Running Suck Less!

May 29, 2015 by Tara Jenson 1 Comment

This month’s hand-plucked and running-tested 75-85/150-170 BPM playlist is brought to you in part by Pitchfork’s Top 200 Tracks of the 90s list, plus a few picks from Spotify’s handy New Music Tuesdays playlist, plus the usual smattering of other special nice running time, metronome-tastic tracks. As always, tl;dr to cut straight to the list!…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: BPM, jogging, music, pitchfork 90s, running playlist

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April’s Playlist To Make Running Suck Less: Classical Edition!

April 30, 2015 by Tara Jenson Leave a Comment

This month’s 75-85/150-170 BPM running list is all classical, instrumental and/or soundtrack, all the time. Perhaps you aren’t interested in classical-leaning music on even your best, most pretentious days. Well, we promise this playlist won’t put you to sleep AND is a great running playlist. You might even grow some classical love in the process.…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: BPM, bugs bunny, classical, flowing man hair, jogging, music, natalie portman, running, spotify playlist, star wars, swan lake, the planets, yanni

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This Month’s Playlist To Make Running Suck Less

March 30, 2015 by Tara Jenson Leave a Comment

Welcome to another installment of Playlists To Make Running Suck Less – a compiled, culled and collated 156-176 (or 78×2 – 88×2) BPM playlist! This playlist provides about an hour’s worth of metronoming your running stride (that is, if your stride is somewhere in the ballpark of 5′ 8″ with a 32″ inseam) and drowning…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: BPM, jogging, music, running, spotify playlist

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Hate Running? BPM Yourself Into A Mindless Running Machine!

February 25, 2015 by Tara Jenson 1 Comment

Last year under influence of some wild hair (probably a gray one), and after running one of those nonsense urban 5k excuse-to-drink-beer events, I started running sporadic and entirely unserious miles here and there. Picking up running was initially a joyless and mostly miserable series of bloody-minded slogs, usually to the dulcet sounds of public radio. What can…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: BPM, jogging, music, running

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From The Desk Of Your Bitter Editor: 2014’s Top 50 Songs

December 31, 2014 by Lisa Needham Leave a Comment

Every time I try to make year-end best of lists, I panic because I realize there’s SO MUCH MUSIC I didn’t get around to listening to this year, and I’m probably missing something amazing. Too late for 2014, I guess. These are my top 50 songs of the year. Videos for the first ten and…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: best of 2014, music

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Here Is Your Not Actually All That Bitter Christmas Music Playlist

December 23, 2014 by Lisa Needham Leave a Comment

Missing from this list: “Last Christmas,” “Do They Know It’s Christmas, “Christmas in Hollis,” et al. Basically most of the 1980s is missing, except for “Fairytale of New York,” because that belongs on every Christmas playlist. Happy Holidays everyone.

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: christmas, music

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 15, 2011

September 15, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

In a banner day, we get 6 judges who go nuts on the bench, divorce on the grounds of Alzheimer’s, and a guy who changed his name to Led Zeppelin II.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: crime, divorce, gl11, Happy Hour Law Review, music

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