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Love Struck Man Lands Himself in Custody

June 5, 2013 by M Walter Leave a Comment

Apparently, police officers tased a man yesterday just for trying to propose to his maybe his girlfriend . . . My theories are 1) he was really really high on drugs, 2) this is her way of breaking up with him, 3) the gays really have ruined marriage. Lets look for clues to find the answer! Clue…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views, Really Real News Tagged With: criminal defense, criminal law, drugs, Legal News, naked

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March Is Getting Mad!

March 19, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Mixing 70-degree weather and St. Patrick’s Day is a ticking time bomb for dumb criminals

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, naked, weddings

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Bitter Brief 16: Obamacare, Cash for Kids, and Naked Swordfighting Lawyer

August 18, 2011 by Bitter Brief 4 Comments

The triumphant return of the judge/lawyer of the week, including the “cash for kids” jurist and the swashbuckling naked sword fighting attorney.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Barack Obama, Bitter Brief, judges, lawyering, naked

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Gym Clothing (Not) Optional

June 18, 2009 by Bitter and Abused 20 Comments

The thought of this old man hanging in the breeze while he talks legal strategy to me is more anxiety than it’s worth.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Associate Abuse, naked, workout

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