Apparently, police officers tased a man yesterday just for trying to propose to his maybe his girlfriend . . . My theories are 1) he was really really high on drugs, 2) this is her way of breaking up with him, 3) the gays really have ruined marriage. Lets look for clues to find the answer! Clue…


March Is Getting Mad!
Mixing 70-degree weather and St. Patrick’s Day is a ticking time bomb for dumb criminals

Bitter Brief 16: Obamacare, Cash for Kids, and Naked Swordfighting Lawyer
The triumphant return of the judge/lawyer of the week, including the “cash for kids” jurist and the swashbuckling naked sword fighting attorney.

Gym Clothing (Not) Optional
The thought of this old man hanging in the breeze while he talks legal strategy to me is more anxiety than it’s worth.