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Man Flees from Police: Runs Into Police Station (We can't all be winners)

May 29, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Fox 2 Now in St. Louis gave us this gem of a story. Police pulled over Joseph Meacham in Clayton, Missouri when he ran a red light. Meacham was not going to give up easily, or so he thought. Once police pulled Meacham over, the suspect jumped out of his vehicle and started running away,…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: crime, news, real news

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American Idol Causes More Than Just Your Ears To Bleed

May 25, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

WPMT FOX43 of Central Pennsylvania reports that a Pennsylvania couple “stabbed one another during an argument over which contestant deserved to win ‘American Idol.’” Both Gregory Stambaugh, 57, and Karen Elaine Harrelson, 48 were being held at the fabulous York County Prison at the time the article was written. Apparently they were intoxicated at the…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: crime, news, real news, television

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Pigs and Pot Go Together Like Pot and Pigs

May 20, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

According to Reuters, the legalization of marijuana in Washington State has created an issue for farmers: what to do with the plant byproducts of cultivation such as stems, roots, and leaves.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: animals, Marijuana, news

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News Update: Food Fights End in Deaths

September 19, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

All the bitter news that’s not fit to print, by Doug Stephan

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, food fight, murder, news

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Bitter Brief 25: 1L Douchebaggery, ABA Antics, and Scalia's Pizza

October 20, 2011 by Bitter Brief 3 Comments

Kimber and Mark talk 1L crap, Scalia’s ruling on pizza, and disrobing in court. Plus, taking the ABA to task. Again.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: 1l, Bitter Brief, courtroom, news

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Bitter News, Week of July 11th, 2011

July 11, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we look forward to seeing the new Harry Potter flick in the rad 3D glasses they’ll be providing. We kick off with some delightful economic numbers: According to NALP, the starting pay of the law school class of 2010 fell 20% from 2009. But that was…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: capital punishment, guns, news, salaries

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