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Stories Of Genuinely Disastrous Restaurant Employees

December 16, 2020 by C.A. Pinkham 83 Comments

For this week’s Off the Menu, some reaaaaaaaaally bad employees.

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Off The Menu: Stories Of The Worst Customers To Ever Darken A Restaurant’s Doorstep

December 1, 2020 by C.A. Pinkham 24 Comments

For this Fourth of July week’s Off the Memo, a special firecracker treat.

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More Tales Of Wonderful Restaurant Smartasses

June 29, 2019 by C.A. Pinkham 96 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu has a bunch of restaurant employees that you’ll be so proud of.

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Tales Of Old People In Restaurants, For Good Or For Ill

May 13, 2019 by C.A. Pinkham 90 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu reminds you that having the elderly in your restaurant can sometimes be…challenging.

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Off the Menu: More Of The Most Insane Fast Food Stories Ever

March 12, 2019 by C.A. Pinkham 76 Comments

Fast food is a special sort of hell, as we learn in this week’s Off the Menu.

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Off The Menu: Stories Of Kids In Restaurants

October 30, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 59 Comments

This week’s Off the Menu is all about the kids.

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Off the Menu: Stories Of Glorious Restaurant Smartasses

September 4, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 51 Comments

[Editor’s Note: This is late thru no fault of the illustrious Mr. Pinkham. We took Labor Day off like good Americans and forgot to hit “publish.” We regret the error.] Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got one of…

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Off The Menu Grab Bag, Part 8

July 30, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 44 Comments

RIP OTM, long live OTM.

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Off The Menu Grab Bag, Part 7

July 23, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 35 Comments

This Off the Menu Grab Bag has an actual murder, so there you go.

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Off The Menu Grab Bag, Part 6

July 16, 2018 by C.A. Pinkham 38 Comments

We’re winding down Off the Menu, but the grab bags still have some delights.

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