Fast food is a special sort of hell, as we learn in this week’s Off the Menu.

This week’s Off the Menu stars the most terrible restaurant employees, including a thief and a cokehead.

This week’s Off the Menu features what is arguably the creepiest customer of all time.

This week on Off the Menu, amazing stories of terrrrrrrrrible food choices.

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got stories of genuinely amazing restaurant customers. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Mike Graves: When I worked at Bennigan’s, we had a lunch regular we all called Fat Man. Because…

In this week’s Off the Menu, tales of deeply weird restaurant customers.

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got another favorite: extremely dumb restaurant customers. As always, these are real stories from real readers. First, though, I’d like to say a couple words to some of my regular readers. I already talked…

For this Fourth of July week’s Off the Memo, a special firecracker treat.

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got stories of sweet, beautiful restaurant revenge. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Warren Gregory: I grew up in Hanover, NH, home of Dartmouth College (cue angels playing horns…

Hello, and welcome back to Off The Menu, where we explore the craziest stories about food from my email inbox. This week, we’ve got stories of restaurant employees who could not have been more on point. As always, these are real stories from real readers. Brady Stark: This is actually more of a security story,…