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Superheroes of the Legal Profession: Paralex

March 8, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Paralex is a nondescript and overworked paralegal during the day, but packs a powerful legal superhero punch when called upon to do justice.

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer, Superheroes of the Legal Profession Tagged With: paralegals, Paralex, superheroes

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Bitter Brief 31: Pimping Out an Expert, the Sugarland Suit, and Discipline in Seeking Paralegal Services

December 1, 2011 by Bitter Brief 3 Comments

Kimber and Mark discuss the hard life of a pimp, plus the Sugarland lawsuit and disciplinary action over seeking a paralegal. And more!

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, ethics, judges, lawsuits, paralegals

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A Paralegal's Memory is Long

November 2, 2011 by Bitter Vault 2 Comments

Don’t mess with your paralegal. She remembers.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: From the Archives, paralegals

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The Paralegal's Big Fat Freak Wedding

October 4, 2011 by Law Firm 10 9 Comments

I was not at all excited about this wedding. I mean, this paralegal is pretty freaking weird.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: paralegals, weddings

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A Paralegal’s Memory Is Long

February 16, 2009 by Your Faithful Paralegal 30 Comments

My power as a paralegal at this place may be small, but my memory is long. And that’s bad news for arrogant asshat associates.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Generally Bitter, paralegals, trial preparation

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I’m a Miracle Paralegal

January 27, 2009 by Ex-Bitter 37 Comments

Paralegal advice for one of the world’s great paralegals from an Ex-Bitter.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, paralegals

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Wasn’t Funny the First Time

January 14, 2009 by Your Faithful Paralegal 19 Comments

Let’s look at what a first year associate makes, shall we?

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Generally Bitter, paralegals, staff memo, student loans

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I Did Coke and Slept with a Paralegal

November 24, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 15 Comments

QI’m a fourth year, and last week I hooked up with this paralegal.  It was a total one-nighter kind of thing.  And we also might have snorted a little something. Not to mention, I have a girlfriend who lives in another city.  I’m freaking out that she might report me to firm management or tell…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, drugs, paralegals

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