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3 Outrageous Personal Injury Lawsuits

November 15, 2012 by Bitter Contributor 22 Comments

Some of the most ridiculous lawsuits – that were successful.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: kevin krist, outrageous lawsuits, personal injury

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The Five Types of Personal Injury Plaintiffs

February 8, 2012 by Goo, Esq. 7 Comments

Generally, the personal injury plaintiff fits neatly into one or more of five categories.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: lawsuits, personal injury, plaintiffs

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 13, 2011

September 13, 2011 by Bitter Bartender 1 Comment

Injury codes for turtle assaults, White Castle sued again, and what to do when reporters come to your office. All in today’s legal humor roundup.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gl11, Happy Hour Law Review, lawsuits, personal injury, publicists

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Grabbing Hope from the Jaws of Defeat

August 2, 2011 by Namby Pamby 6 Comments

I am a lawyer that loses in some facet almost every day of the work-week. But that’s the thing, it’s part of what I bargained for so that I could be in this business.

Filed Under: Lawyer, The Namby Pamby Tagged With: litigation, personal injury

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Buy This Book and Become an Expert Ambulance Chaser. Or Not.

July 19, 2011 by Namby Pamby 5 Comments

This is not a paid advertisement. This is just me ranting about attorneys masquerading as experts. As a member of a state bar, two federal bars and three bar associations it is unsurprising that my contact information lands in the hands of many different people that want my time and money. Every day at the…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer, The Namby Pamby Tagged With: ambulance chasing, litigation, personal injury, tort reform, torts

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Bitter News, 9-15-09

September 15, 2009 by Bitter Newsroom 2 Comments

Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom as disease-causing as your daily shower—but don’t tell the cat: • Former SVP and general counsel of Intel, Bruce Sewell, is the new head of Apple’s legal department.  I heard it was the commercials that swung him.  [ArsTechnica] • Anything seem super freaking shady about this to anyone? A personal…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: general counsel, personal injury

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Five Steps to Being a Plaintiff Lawyer Machine

April 16, 2009 by PhilaLawyer 23 Comments

Laid off from Biglaw?  We know, it’s horrible. The profession has been turned on its head.  All that money, that schooling. All the years of suffering those hoards of social invalids and Napoleons in your firm.  And now you’re in the poor house. Or maybe not… You can wallow in self-pity, groveling for scraps as…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: ambulance chasing, personal injury

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