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Transcript of Phone Call from Jail

January 16, 2014 by Gregory Luce 1 Comment

The future of jailhouse phone calls, courtesy of WorldWiide Legal Services

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, jail, Poetic Justice

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Adventures in Googlatio: The Deposition

February 19, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce 2 Comments

When two SEO-optimized attorneys meet at a deposition.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: depositions, Poetic Justice, toning shoe injury

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I'm Sexy and I Know It: The Deposition

March 21, 2012 by Bitter Poet Leave a Comment

Redfoo and Sky Blu of LMFAO get deposed over the phrase “I’m Sexy and I Know It”

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: depositions, gl11, Poetic Justice, sexual harassment

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Opposing Counsel Has Moves Like Jagger

November 3, 2011 by Bitter Poet Leave a Comment

This week in Poetic Justice: Adam Levine breaks out the moves like Jagger.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: gl11, Jagger, maroon 5, Poetic Justice

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Tom Waits Testifies About Frank's Wild Years

September 15, 2011 by Bitter Poet Leave a Comment

Poetic Justice, where Bitter Lawyer mashes poems, lyrics, and depositions to come up with a unique brand of resampled artisanal legal work. We also curate found depositions and other legal literacy. If you come across an awesome piece of poetic justice or feel the need to create one yourself, send it our way. We’ll take…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: arson, gl11, Poetic Justice, Tom Waits

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Deposition Re: Katy Perry's Whereabouts Last Friday Night

September 8, 2011 by Bitter Poet 7 Comments

A poetic mashup of Katy Perry, and lessons in creating a solid deposition record about what happened last Friday night.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: drinking, gl11, katy perry, lyrics, Poetic Justice, songs

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Chuck's Bad Times at the 3rd and Vermont Hotel

September 1, 2011 by Bitter Poet 3 Comments

Poetic Justice, where Bitter Lawyer mashes poems, lyrics, and depositions to come up with a unique brand of resampled artisanal legal work. We also curate found depositions and other legal literacy, such as the shortest deposition ever. If you come across an awesome piece of poetic justice or feel the need to create one yourself,…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bukowski, depositions, gl11, Poetic Justice

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