The Righteous One: I tried to review Purple Rain but since it’s a terrible movie I reviewed my own life instead, which would not be the same if Prince hadn’t held my hand through it. 1 I was crying when I wrote this, excuse me if it goes astray I skipped school the morning Prince…
Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Ariana Grande: 1, Bette Midler: 0. [Newsday] Demi Lovato reveals why she’s totes not BFFs with Miley Cyrus anymore. [Yahoo!] Joni Mitchell put the kibosh on Taylor Swift playing her in a biopic. [Rolling Stone] Prince broke up with the Internet again. [The Guardian] Will Jennifer Lawrence and Liam Hemsworth make beautiful Hunger Games babies?…