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Lawyer Learns He Cannot Charge Client for Sex – or – "I Ho, I Ho, So Off to Work I Go"

January 15, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom 2 Comments

Attorney invoices time spent having sex with client as “meetings” and “drafting memos.” I Ho, I Ho, so off to work I go . . .

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: attorney ethics, gigolo, hooker, prostitution, suspension, Thomas P. Lowe, TN12

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Weekly Shenanigans

April 2, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

It’s almost refreshing to have a blast from the past like Octomom in the news—that is, the strange legal news

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: animals, Bitter News, prostitution

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Six Buck Love, Plus Liars and Cheaters Among Us

January 30, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

The latest news post from Doug Stephan, including paying for sex with a two-dollar bill and the aftermath of posting on liarscheatersrus.com

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, criminal law, dating, prostitution

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Bitter News, Week of July 25th, 2011

July 26, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we paint reality. One Man’s Squatter is Another’s Possessor: In honor of bar exam week, we kick off with this delightful attempt at textbook adverse possession happening in Texas. The man learned that the Lone Star State requires only three years and, finding an abandoned home in…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: drinking, intellectual property, prostitution

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You Get What You Pay For

August 27, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Negotiation skills come less readily to some, as reports out of Florida are confirming. Police in Bonita Springs have reported that a man, Fausino Diaz Hernandez, 46, was arrested last week after offering a female undercover cop who was posing as a prostitute two pennies for sex. Lest you think Hernandez wasn’t willing to let…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, prostitution

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No Hookers Here

August 8, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

Sick of all those crack whores tearing up your neighborhood? Well, you’re not alone. Apparently fed up with the influx of prostitutes and drug dealers hawking their wares day and night outside their home, a couple in Flint, Michigan has posted a cardboard sign (pictured above) declaring their neighborhood a “No Ho Zone.” Sherrie Lynn…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: prostitution

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Prostitution? No way!

July 24, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

The aspiring model girlfriend of a rags-to-riches Park Avenue doorman who once worked as a “greeter” at a Manhattan club busted last week for being a brothel is now insisting to the media that she never, ever knew the club was actually selling sex. The name of this club that citizens coast-to-coast were shocked to…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: arrest, prostitution

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Ashley Dupre: Fourteen Minutes and Counting…

July 18, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom 2 Comments

Amber Arpaio, a 26-year-old Jersey girl, is suing hooker-to-the-sort-of-stars Ashley Dupre and a whole bunch of other folks for allegedly stealing her identity and sullying her good name. Arpaio, who works in a dental office, claims that Dupre “somehow” stole her driver’s license in 2003 to convince Girls Gone Wild producers that she was old…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Ashley Dupre, celebrity, Girls Gone Wild, lawsuit, prostitution

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