Attorney invoices time spent having sex with client as “meetings” and “drafting memos.” I Ho, I Ho, so off to work I go . . .

Weekly Shenanigans
It’s almost refreshing to have a blast from the past like Octomom in the news—that is, the strange legal news

Six Buck Love, Plus Liars and Cheaters Among Us
The latest news post from Doug Stephan, including paying for sex with a two-dollar bill and the aftermath of posting on liarscheatersrus.com

Bitter News, Week of July 25th, 2011
Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we paint reality. One Man’s Squatter is Another’s Possessor: In honor of bar exam week, we kick off with this delightful attempt at textbook adverse possession happening in Texas. The man learned that the Lone Star State requires only three years and, finding an abandoned home in…

You Get What You Pay For
Negotiation skills come less readily to some, as reports out of Florida are confirming. Police in Bonita Springs have reported that a man, Fausino Diaz Hernandez, 46, was arrested last week after offering a female undercover cop who was posing as a prostitute two pennies for sex. Lest you think Hernandez wasn’t willing to let…

No Hookers Here
Sick of all those crack whores tearing up your neighborhood? Well, you’re not alone. Apparently fed up with the influx of prostitutes and drug dealers hawking their wares day and night outside their home, a couple in Flint, Michigan has posted a cardboard sign (pictured above) declaring their neighborhood a “No Ho Zone.” Sherrie Lynn…

Prostitution? No way!
The aspiring model girlfriend of a rags-to-riches Park Avenue doorman who once worked as a “greeter” at a Manhattan club busted last week for being a brothel is now insisting to the media that she never, ever knew the club was actually selling sex. The name of this club that citizens coast-to-coast were shocked to…

Ashley Dupre: Fourteen Minutes and Counting…
Amber Arpaio, a 26-year-old Jersey girl, is suing hooker-to-the-sort-of-stars Ashley Dupre and a whole bunch of other folks for allegedly stealing her identity and sullying her good name. Arpaio, who works in a dental office, claims that Dupre “somehow” stole her driver’s license in 2003 to convince Girls Gone Wild producers that she was old…