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Conspiracy Theories Make The Void Look Smaller

February 18, 2016 by Kaleb Horton 1 Comment

Every old car has its rattles, but this one was different. It sounded like it was coming from inside the engine. My gauges were all fine, it wasn’t running hot, but it was like when you cough and suddenly realize you have the flu. Malaise. I pulled over at a vacant lot that used to…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: conspiracy theories, scalia

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Scalia Spews Career Advice on Law Students

October 26, 2012 by Bitter Staff 6 Comments

Take the bread-and-butter courses, his highness proclaims.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: From Lawyerist, law school classes, law students, scalia

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Caption This! (September 28, 2012)

September 28, 2012 by Bitter Staff 2 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this clever comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editors’ pick will be announced next week, and then…

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