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The Seven Guys You Sleep With in Law School

August 27, 2021 by Law Firm 10 73 Comments

I felt it necessary to represent female law students everywhere with this list of the types of men we girls are forced to turn to for arousal in dire straits.

Filed Under: Featured, Law Firm 10, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: law students, sex

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Sexing A Dinosaur

February 19, 2019 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

ZOMG. Get your mind out of the gutter. We would never write about dinosaur sexxxytime. We are not that kind of blog. Well, except that one time. At band camp. No. What we are talking about is exciting news in the field of paleontology: finally, scientists believe they can accurately differentiate between male and female…

Filed Under: Featured, SciTech Tagged With: dinosaur, female, male, sex

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Bird Sex and Bat Road Rules

October 3, 2017 by BitterEmpire Leave a Comment

When we think about the role of fancy bird feathers, we usually think of a male peacock preening to attract his mate. But, a new study out of the University of Wisconsin-Madison shows that sexxxy time is only one of the reasons for colourful bird plumage. After looking at almost a thousand birds researchers found…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: bats, birds, plumage, sex, traffic

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A Beginner’s Guide To Good Video Game Sex

April 24, 2015 by Ian Boudreau Leave a Comment

When it comes to portrayals of sex – and I mean the act itself rather than the physiology – video games have historically ranged from “embarrassing” to “incredibly embarrassing.” It’s a stereotype that has not been unearned. But there have been a few games in recent years that have refreshingly bucked the trend, with depictions of…

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Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: saints row iv, sex, video games, witcher 2, wolfenstein: the new order

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New York's Hot Dog Hooker Caught: Montreal's Poutine with Poontang Dealer Still At Large

May 28, 2013 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Dirty New York hot dogs just got a bit dirtier. According to CNN, Catherina G. Scalia (relationship unknown) was arrested for selling old fashioned hot dogs with a complementary ol’ fashioned. According to the article, an undercover police officer called Ms. Scalia to a local motel. There Ms. Scalia performed an unlicensed massage, and offered…

Filed Under: Lawyer, Really Real News Tagged With: crime, real, sex

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10 Ways Trials Are Like Sex

February 27, 2013 by Kate Currer 3 Comments

The outcome is either the most exhilarating feeling or the greatest disappointment.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: sex, trial

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You've Got to Love Those Family Law Sex Cases

February 29, 2012 by Mr. Law School Leave a Comment

Whenever there is a family law case that is somehow related to sex, Mr. Law School always passes with flying colors

Filed Under: Lawyer, Video Tagged With: family law, Mr. Law School Sam E. Goldberg, sex

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Tom Brady Probably Sucks In Bed

February 7, 2012 by Law Firm 10 Leave a Comment

I inherited a lot of things from my dad: cooking skills, small hands, a bad temper—and a burning hatred for Tom Brady.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: dating, football, sex

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Bitter Brief 21: Patent Law Reform, New York's Dominatrix Lawyer, and Sentencing with Blago

September 22, 2011 by Bitter Brief 5 Comments

Mark gets excited about patent law reform, we talk about a dominatrix lawyer, and we deconstruct federal sentencing with the help of Rod Blagojevich

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, lawyers, patent, sentencing, sex

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5 States Where Adultery is Still a Crime

September 20, 2011 by Bitter Staff 12 Comments

Let’s say Rick Perry or Michelle Bachmann get elected and adultery makes a comeback. As a crime.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: adultery, Bitter by Numbers, sex

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