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Are You Worried? The Art of Getting Trapped in Conversation with Dangerous Criminals

December 9, 2014 by Kaleb Horton Leave a Comment

I meet a lot of ex-cons and I don’t know why. The easy answer, I suppose, is that young people require adventure, and adventure requires danger, and danger requires making small talk with ex-cons. The accurate answer is in a hazy middle ground between “I live near the railroad tracks” and “I used to smoke…

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