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Johnson Gets Reprieve From 30 Day Sentence for Excessive Celebration

June 18, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor Leave a Comment

Chad Johnson Proves once again that touchdown celebrations were just the beginning of his legacy for antics on and off of the football field.  According to Sporting News, the former NFL Wide Receiver was set to settle a plea deal last Monday when things took an unfortunate turn.  While the judge was discussing the deal…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Celebration, Chad Johnson, domestic violence, sports

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What Does Your Boss Think About Your Exercise of Choice?

April 9, 2013 by Kate Currer 3 Comments

We all need to exercise, according to Dr. Oz and other doctors. Your sport of choice can send a message about who you are to the higher ups. What is that message? Listen carefully to your boss’s response:

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: exercise, fighting, golf, karate, marathons, sports, success, surfing, swimming, weights, yoga

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I Got Busted for Steroids

April 20, 2012 by Ex-Bitter Leave a Comment

I’m a fourth year law firm associate and I’ve been busted for steroids.

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, gl11, sports, steroids

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From the Archives: Jay Bilas: ESPN Analyst & Esq.

July 11, 2011 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

Q: What is a typical day in the life of a college basketball analyst? Is it as fun as it seems? A: It certainly beats working for a living! Jay Bilas: ESPN Analyst & Esq.

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: alternative careers, From the Archives, sports

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From the Archives: Law Firm 10 on Erin Andrews, Esq.

June 27, 2011 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

“Why is it that female lawyers feel the need to dress like asexual, feminist monks? Seriously, what are we so afraid of, ladies? Having men think we’re actually women?” Erin Andrews, Esq.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: fashion, From the Archives, sports

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From the Archives: Mike Leach: Texas Tech Head Coach, J.D.

June 24, 2011 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

Texas Tech Red Raiders head football coach Mike Leach is unique for a lot of reasons. Only one of which is that Leach is a 1986 graduate of Pepperdine Law School. But instead of beginning a career as a lawyer, Leach put his passion for football ahead of the law. Mike Leach: Texas Tech Head…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: football, From the Archives, sports

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From the Archives: Len Elmore: NBA, Harvard, D.A. & Dreier

June 3, 2011 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

Former NBA star Len Elmore talks about being a lawyer, being a district attorney in Brooklyn, starting his own sports agency, and being a commentator for ESPN and CBS Sports. Len Elmore: NBA, Harvard, D.A. & Dreier

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: From the Archives, sports

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Top Five Lawyers Who Were Great College Hoopsters

April 5, 2010 by Mark Thudium 11 Comments

Analysis of five of the best college basketball players who are also lawyers.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: alternative careers, Bitter by Numbers, March Madness, NCAA, sports

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Niki Burnham: Sex, Love, Red Sox & Romance

September 28, 2009 by Bitter Success 15 Comments

[Ed. Note: The one book that always gets judged by its cover is a romance novel. Chick lit, usually in the form of grocery store guilty pleasures, is a major industry. And behind each titillating title is an author. One of the most prolific in the field is former lawyer Niki Burnham. Over the years,…

Filed Under: Interviews, Lawyer Tagged With: baseball, Niki Burnham, office romance, sports

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Mike Leach: Texas Tech Head Coach, J.D.

May 11, 2009 by Bitter Success 14 Comments

[Ed. Note: Texas Tech Red Raiders head football coach Mike Leach is unique for a lot of reasons. Only one of which is that Leach is a 1986 graduate of Pepperdine Law School. But instead of beginning a career as a lawyer, Leach put his passion for football ahead of the law. Starting as an…

Filed Under: Interviews, Lawyer Tagged With: football, sports

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