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Erin Andrews, Esq.

December 9, 2008 by Law Firm 10 50 Comments

Why is it that female lawyers feel the need to dress like asexual, feminist monks?  Seriously, what are we so afraid of, ladies?  Having men think we’re actually women? Erin Andrews (and the masturbatory outbursts she provokes in 8.5 out of 10 heterosexual male sports fans) is perhaps the best example of the unique power…

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: fashion, sports

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I Want to Practice Sports Law

August 9, 2008 by Ex-Bitter 1 Comment

I’m a second year law student looking to get into sports law.  Any thoughts? First off, it’s not really a type of law.  Sounds cool, I know.  “Sports Law.” In fact, I wanted to get into it too.  Until I realized it didn’t really exist.  It’s like wanting to get into Santa Claus law.  It’s…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, sports, sports law

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