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The Evil Dead: A Primer

December 4, 2014 by David Schwartz Leave a Comment

With the news that Starz is going to be making an Ash Vs. the Evil Dead series, you may have noticed certain segments of the Internets saying things like “Groovy” or “Listen up, you primitive screwheads” or even “Workshed.” (That last one is probably just me.) But perhaps you did not relentlessly rewatch VHS copies…

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Starz Accidentally Gave Us The Worst Movie Of The Year

November 19, 2014 by Erik Schlittner Leave a Comment

The Worst Movie of the Year just won a contest, and you didn’t even know about it. Not unless you watched all ten episodes of The Chair, Starz Channel’s answer to Project Greenlight. The Chair The Chair pits two novice filmmakers against each other for a $250,000 prize. The gimmick is that they both have…

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