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I Got Busted for Steroids

April 20, 2012 by Ex-Bitter Leave a Comment

I’m a fourth year law firm associate and I’ve been busted for steroids.

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, gl11, sports, steroids

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Quit While You’re Ahead

August 6, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Continuing the long tradition of revered Olympians who seem to spend more time on the tabloid stands than on the medal stands, Greek sprinter Katerina Thanou is now suing the International Olympic Committee for failing to pass her a gold medal won by disgraced athlete Marion Jones in the 2000 Sydney Olympics. Thanou won the…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: celebrity, lawsuit, Marion Jones, Olympics, steroids

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