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Donut Derelicts' Get-Rich-Quick Scheme Fails

March 18, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo Leave a Comment

Police received a call this week from a Utah couple that claimed they found razor blades in their doughnuts. (ATTN: Personal Injury Attorneys). However, after an investigation, police have determined that the couple, Carol Lee Leazer-Hardman and Michael Condor, actually placed the razor blades in the pastries themselves before ingesting the pastries. (ATTN: Prosecutor’s Office).

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Carol lee leazer-hardman, das12, Donuts, get rich quick, michael condor, mouse in bottle, razor blades, scheme, strange brew

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