The Texas Law Hawk is extending his talons of justice once more. And once more, we will tell you all about it, because we love the Texas Law Hawk with the power of a thousand suns. Why? You have to be kidding me. Have you not seen the Law Hawk in action? Forget due process,…


Texas Law Hawk Re-extends His Talons Of Justice
The Texas Law Hawk is back with another inspiringly insane vision to protect your rights.1 The Law Hawk will protect you from being arrested for playing Hungry Hungry Hippos as part of an elaborate gambling syndicate and drug smuggling scheme. It’s important for your firm to specialize, people. That’s advice you can take to the…