Relax, deadlines pass! So you were snorting coke off of an escort’s armpits, no worries! Your excuse is provided by your own bitter astrologer: Dear Billy: Please excuse screw up from his duties, he’s a victim of his birth chart! INYF, Aries. Models trying to be musicians (ever hear Milla Jovovich’s bongo album?), musicians trying…


Tax Day Deductions!
It’s tax day. Have you filed your Form 1040 extension to file your Form 1040 yet? It is always a depressing time of the year. Two things will happen. First, you will be sad that you didn’t make more money last year. Second, you will be sad with how much money you have to pay.…