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Armchair Quarterbacking the Super Bowl Commercials

February 8, 2016 by Naomi Kritzer 2 Comments

So first off, I just have to say, this was a dud year. There were a shocking number of ads that were completely boring, including the very first ad, which was so dull my notes just say, “boring beer ad.” When I sat down to write this I looked up the ad and failed to…

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New Law Hawk Commercial! New Law Hawk Commercial!!

February 1, 2016 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

We do not know how we have the good fortune to be writing at the same time the Texas Law Hawk is making commercials, but somehow, we have been so blessed. If you do not know of the law hawk and his clear, if unhinged, vision to protect your right to play high stakes Hungry…

Filed Under: Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bryan Wilson, Super Bowl, taco bell, texas law hawk

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Texas Law Hawk’s Talons of Justice 2: Electric Boogaloo

October 26, 2015 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

The Texas Law Hawk is extending his talons of justice once more. And once more, we will tell you all about it, because we love the Texas Law Hawk with the power of a thousand suns. Why? You have to be kidding me. Have you not seen the Law Hawk in action? Forget due process,…

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Texas Law Hawk Re-extends His Talons Of Justice

May 20, 2015 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

The Texas Law Hawk is back with another inspiringly insane vision to protect your rights.1 The Law Hawk will protect you from being arrested for playing Hungry Hungry Hippos as part of an elaborate gambling syndicate and drug smuggling scheme. It’s important for your firm to specialize, people. That’s advice you can take to the…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bryan Wilson, Law Hawk, legal humor, Talons of Justice, texas law hawk

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