So first off, I just have to say, this was a dud year. There were a shocking number of ads that were completely boring, including the very first ad, which was so dull my notes just say, “boring beer ad.” When I sat down to write this I looked up the ad and failed to…
New Law Hawk Commercial! New Law Hawk Commercial!!
We do not know how we have the good fortune to be writing at the same time the Texas Law Hawk is making commercials, but somehow, we have been so blessed. If you do not know of the law hawk and his clear, if unhinged, vision to protect your right to play high stakes Hungry…
Texas Law Hawk’s Talons of Justice 2: Electric Boogaloo
The Texas Law Hawk is extending his talons of justice once more. And once more, we will tell you all about it, because we love the Texas Law Hawk with the power of a thousand suns. Why? You have to be kidding me. Have you not seen the Law Hawk in action? Forget due process,…
Texas Law Hawk Re-extends His Talons Of Justice
The Texas Law Hawk is back with another inspiringly insane vision to protect your rights.1 The Law Hawk will protect you from being arrested for playing Hungry Hungry Hippos as part of an elaborate gambling syndicate and drug smuggling scheme. It’s important for your firm to specialize, people. That’s advice you can take to the…