Steven Spielberg is a Phillip K. Dick character. He’s an immensely wealthy propagandist with a cynical streak so wide and so all-encompassing that, without the proper distance, can easily be mistaken for naïve mawkishness. Spielberg doesn’t have the microscopic misanthropy of, say, a Kubrick or a Lynch or even a P.T. Anderson, dissecting characters to…


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Sia really doesn’t want to be famous. [Billboard] Shirley Manson responds to Kanye’s Grammy diss of Beck, calls him “a complete twat.” [Huffington Post] Paul Stanley thinks Beck should’ve kicked Kanye in the nuts. [Blabbermouth] Emile Hirsch checks into rehab after being charged with aggravated assault for putting female exec in a headlock. [ABC News]…

Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet
Macaulay Culkin will live to sing another song about pizza.[TMZ] Matt Damon is very familiar with Ben Affleck’s penis. [PopSugar] Kris Jenner has moved on from Bruce. [E! Online] Meet Britney Spears’ new arm candy. [Perez Hilton] Andy Dick is in hot water again. [Dlisted] Justin Timberlake is going to be a papa. [Us Weekly]…