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Minority Report: The Unbearable Loudness Of Spielberg

April 1, 2015 by Eric Williams 3 Comments

Steven Spielberg is a Phillip K. Dick character. He’s an immensely wealthy propagandist with a cynical streak so wide and so all-encompassing that, without the proper distance, can easily be mistaken for naïve mawkishness. Spielberg doesn’t have the microscopic misanthropy of, say, a Kubrick or a Lynch or even a P.T. Anderson, dissecting characters to…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: minority report, philip k. dick, pkd, steven spielberg, tom cruise

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Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

February 16, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Sia really doesn’t want to be famous. [Billboard] Shirley Manson responds to Kanye’s Grammy diss of Beck, calls him “a complete twat.” [Huffington Post] Paul Stanley thinks Beck should’ve kicked Kanye in the nuts. [Blabbermouth] Emile Hirsch checks into rehab after being charged with aggravated assault for putting female exec in a headlock. [ABC News]…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: beck, iggy azalea, kanye west, madonna, pamela anderson, shirley manson, sia, tom cruise, valentine's day, will smith

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Your Monday Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

November 10, 2014 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Macaulay Culkin will live to sing another song about pizza.[TMZ] Matt Damon is very familiar with Ben Affleck’s penis. [PopSugar] Kris Jenner has moved on from Bruce. [E! Online] Meet Britney Spears’ new arm candy. [Perez Hilton] Andy Dick is in hot water again. [Dlisted] Justin Timberlake is going to be a papa. [Us Weekly]…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: ac/dc, charlize theron, jerry seinfeld, kris jenner, lea delaria, tom cruise

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