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Your Gender Neutral Toy Paradise Isn’t Gender Neutral After All

May 13, 2019 by Naomi Kritzer 2 Comments

Target made a big deal last month about how they were taking down the signs designating toys being for girls or boys. I was a little startled by this, because I was pretty sure that I’d never actually seen a sign designating the girls’ aisles and the boys’ aisles: you were supposed to figure it…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: gender neutral toys, toys

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Most Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Fox Newscaster Sues Hasbro Over Toy Hamster

November 16, 2015 by Michelle McCarthy 1 Comment

All we can envision when reading about this lawsuit is the presiding judge, sitting there in a flowing black robe, having to mull over whether or not an inch-tall plastic toy hamster is ripping off the likeness of a TV personality. The personality is Fox News anchor Harris Faulkner. The hamster was also born with…

Filed Under: Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: crazy celebrity lawsuits, fox news, harris faulkner, hasbro, most ridiculous celebrity lawsuit, toys

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Six Toys To Stay The Hell Away From This Holiday Season

October 23, 2015 by Naomi Kritzer 1 Comment

It’s toy-buying season. Yes, already. I realized at some point that I could save myself a lot of annoyance if I bought any toys I wanted well before Thanksgiving, or at least by December 1st, which is why the stores are now putting tinsel on the shelves next to the Halloween candy. (Sorry! I promise…

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