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A Selection of Tweets From Donald Trump’s First Term As President

June 7, 2016 by Kaleb Horton 4 Comments

Editor’s note, 12/8/16: When Mr. Horton wrote this in April we laughed. We’re re-posting this now, because satire has become reality. On Saturday night, somewhere in South Carolina, Donald J. Trump became the 45th President of the United States. And he did it with all the triumphalism, arrogance and crotch-thrusting vulgarity of a Van Halen…

Filed Under: Endings, Featured Tagged With: Donald Trump, Twitter

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On Trolling

August 18, 2015 by Stefan BC 1 Comment

In the summer of 2012 I had just completed my second year of law school, and I had landed a coveted internship at the local public defenders’ office. However, within a few weeks of working there, it became painfully obvious that there was not a whole lot for me to do. So out of a…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: trolling, Twitter

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Throwing Bricks At Donald Trump’s House: Thoughts On Fleeting Interactions With Celebrities

April 24, 2015 by Kaleb Horton 1 Comment

Editor’s Note: This was written long before any of us ever considered that Donald Trump would be the actual, for real, president of this country. Surreal. I figured everybody on that street had at least a million dollars more than I did. So I set about doing what any disheveled 22 year old on Melrose…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: celebrity, Donald Trump, elijah wood, ricky gervais, Twitter

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12 Things I'm Sorry I Learned on Twitter This Week

December 13, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Lest you have any anxiety about what you miss while you make a living, we’ve been busy keeping our eyes on the Twitter prize for you

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Twitter

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Kiss Ass Like a Twitter Pro

November 26, 2013 by C. Hank Peters Leave a Comment

How to livetweet like a Twitter pro from a really important conference

Filed Under: Big Legal Brain, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, Twitter

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Bitter Lawyer Rules Twitter!

October 18, 2012 by Bitter Editor 4 Comments

Business Insider names Bitter Lawyer in top 20 legal Twitter stars

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: best twitter accounts, business insider, TN12, Twitter

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Bitter Vault: O.J. Simpson Trial: Where Are They Now?

August 9, 2012 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

O.J. Simpson Trial: Where Are They Now?

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: biglaw, bitter vault, From the Archives, Rob Kardashian Jr., robert kardashian, Twitter, usc

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BREAKING: Rob Kardashian, Jr. Is Going to USC Law School. Or Is He?

August 8, 2012 by Kate Currer 1 Comment

Robert Kardashian Jr. tweets that he’s going to USC Law School! Well, maybe. He needs to apply and get accepted first.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Rob Kardashian, Rob Kardashian Jr., tweet, Twitter, usc

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Bitter Brief 10: Diversity, Twitter, and Casey Anthony

July 7, 2011 by Bitter Brief 7 Comments

[powerpress] The long weekend is over, and Kimber is much the worse for wear after her birthday celebration goes awry, Mark takes the legal profession to task for its shameful lack of meaningful diversity, we have a titter over the Fox Twitter controversy, and our Casey Anthony verdict predictions turn out to be way off target. Subscribe to…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, Twitter

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I Know Why The Caged Weiner Tweets

June 14, 2011 by Law Firm 10 8 Comments

Full disclosure—pun entirely unintentional—I was once the (horrified) recipient of a (mostly) unsolicited picture text of a man’s junk. In light of the recent prevalence of news coverage on the Wiener2 scandal, I’m feeling as if the universe is calling on me to share my experience, lest any similarly-situated women fall prey to the same…

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: scandal, social media, Twitter

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