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Lawyers Use Simple But Genuis Marketing to Create Clients

April 5, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 4 Comments

Got clients? No? Then create them, these ethically disabled attorneys say.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: dui, dwi, legal marketing, unethical

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Four Things That Suck But Are Ethical

February 21, 2013 by C. Hank Peters 2 Comments

Lawyers like to complain a lot about sucky things, particularly sucky things that are unethical.

Filed Under: Big Legal Brain, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Big Legal Brain, ethics, fax machines, gl11, legal marketing, unethical

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10 Things To Say To a Client You Are Sleeping With

January 31, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo 1 Comment

First, don’t sleep with clients. Second, if you do, you may say these things.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: das12, lawyer sex, naughty, sex with client, sleep with client, talk dirty, talk like an attorney, unethical

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