Perhaps your partner is just as bitter as you and would love these gifts for their irony, absurdity or just plain awfulness. If not, perhaps you should consider chocolate. Or better yet, mock this fake “holiday” for all it’s worth and just be nice to your stupid partner all bloody year long. We know. That…


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Valentine's Day Bitter Vault: Top ♥ Posts
It’s Valentine’s Day and love is in the air. The problem for lawyers, however, is that the vast majority of us are . . . well, lawyers. And that means we are cold, analytical, robotic, zombies. So, Bitter Lawyer is here to assist. Here are our top three Valentine’s Day posts. In fact, these are…

How to Tell Whether Your Boyfriend Hates You
A guide to pierce through the misguided joy that allows countless louts to give thoughtless Valentine’s Day gifts.

10 Law School Couples, Annotated
In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a tribute to the most commonly seen law school couples: the good, the bad, and the thank-god-you’re-currently-single.

Twelve Very Bitter Divorces
Here are some divorces that certainly left a bitter mark. Happy Valentine’s Day from your friends at Bitter Lawyer.