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The Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts

February 14, 2019 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Perhaps your partner is just as bitter as you and would love these gifts for their irony, absurdity or just plain awfulness. If not, perhaps you should consider chocolate. Or better yet, mock this fake “holiday” for all it’s worth and just be nice to your stupid partner all bloody year long. We know. That…

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Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: valentine's day

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Wafflicious Valentine's Day Tips from a Divorce Lawyer

February 13, 2019 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Bitter Lawyer has you covered for all your Valentine’s Day woes

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: dating, valentine's day

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Your Monday Morning Hollywood Gossip One-Sheet

February 16, 2015 by M Reyes Leave a Comment

Sia really doesn’t want to be famous. [Billboard] Shirley Manson responds to Kanye’s Grammy diss of Beck, calls him “a complete twat.” [Huffington Post] Paul Stanley thinks Beck should’ve kicked Kanye in the nuts. [Blabbermouth] Emile Hirsch checks into rehab after being charged with aggravated assault for putting female exec in a headlock. [ABC News]…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: beck, iggy azalea, kanye west, madonna, pamela anderson, shirley manson, sia, tom cruise, valentine's day, will smith

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Valentine's Day Bitter Vault: Top ♥ Posts

February 14, 2013 by Bitter Vault 1 Comment

It’s Valentine’s Day and love is in the air. The problem for lawyers, however, is that the vast majority of us are . . . well, lawyers. And that means we are cold, analytical, robotic, zombies. So, Bitter Lawyer is here to assist. Here are our top three Valentine’s Day posts. In fact, these are…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter vault, love, TN12, valentine's day

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How to Tell Whether Your Boyfriend Hates You

February 21, 2012 by Law Firm 10 Leave a Comment

A guide to pierce through the misguided joy that allows countless louts to give thoughtless Valentine’s Day gifts.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: dating, valentine's day

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10 Law School Couples, Annotated

February 14, 2012 by Not an Elle Leave a Comment

In honor of Valentine’s Day, here’s a tribute to the most commonly seen law school couples: the good, the bad, and the thank-god-you’re-currently-single.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Law School, dating, marriage, valentine's day

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Twelve Very Bitter Divorces

February 13, 2009 by Michael Estrin 12 Comments

Here are some divorces that certainly left a bitter mark. Happy Valentine’s Day from your friends at Bitter Lawyer.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, divorce, valentine's day

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