I’ve finally come to the realization that 3 years of law school and $150,000.00 of student loan debt have made me unlovable. But I have a plan
Mixing 70-degree weather and St. Patrick’s Day is a ticking time bomb for dumb criminals
I was not at all excited about this wedding. I mean, this paralegal is pretty freaking weird.
As summer starts heating up, I have to decide whether I’m gonna break two of my rules. Things that I decided I was not gonna do anymore while I still have a job in the shithole economy: 1. Bang any summer associates. 2. Attend any wedding of my asshole colleagues.
The aforesaid old, not-hot-but-thinks-she-is friend has apparently just gotten ENGAGED.
Saturday night, I received a gleeful call from my best friend from college to report that she just got engaged to her wonderful boyfriend. They met when they were seated next to one another by chance at a destination wedding two years ago. Then this morning, I got a gleeful call from my little sister. …
I’m getting married in six months, and my fiancée and I plan to invite 300 guests. Is it rude to not invite the partners and associates I work with?