The Texas Law Hawk is extending his talons of justice once more. And once more, we will tell you all about it, because we love the Texas Law Hawk with the power of a thousand suns. Why? You have to be kidding me. Have you not seen the Law Hawk in action?
Forget due process, do wheelies.
Seriously, that’s epic. A quote for the ages.
One that makes us wonder if Law Hawk recently took up dirt bike riding. Dirt bikes featured prominently in the newest ad.
Kicking things off, we get part of the blurred hawk CGI overlay followed by the explosive fire logo sequence that sets the mood for the entire commercial.
And then, as part of the climactic sequence of drunk driver saving.
Not only is Law Hawk quite the biker, he also has some true friends. Friends who do not hesitate to make total asses of themselves for our viewing pleasure.
But this is only a fraction of the gravitas imparted by Law Hawk. We can barely communicate the solemnity he brings to legal proceedings. It’s really something you must experience for yourselves.
It’s almost enough to make you wish you were in Texas. And a criminal who needed a defense attorney. Although, it’s possible everyone in Texas needs a criminal defense attorney.
Without the Law Hawk, who knows what we could get arrested for in Texas next? Running through parks carrying flags?
And so, remember, if you or your hawk is ever arrested in Texas there is one man you can count on: Bryan Wilson, Law Hawk.