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That Was Unexpected: Eurovision 2016 Round-Up

  Elizabeth Lane /   May 16, 2016 /   Critic, Featured /   Leave a Comment

Moldova opened the show with hot cops last year, so we shouldn’t be surprised that this year they decided to jazz up the “woman stands still while a dude dances and touches her uncomfortably” schtick by putting the dude in an astronaut suit.

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