You survived! Barely! Your brain is mush. Your eyes have that weird gritty sandpaper feeling that comes from staying up too many days in a row and staring at a computer screen for too long. You have that strange re-entry disorder where you are glad everything is over, but you also don’t know what to do with yourself. Thankfully, we know what you should do with yourself: drink everything in sight. Just in case you’re too stupid to know where to start, we’ve got you covered.