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The Top Five Things You’re Drinking Now That The Bar Exam Is Over

  Bitter Lawyer /   July 30, 2015 /   Lawyer /   Leave a Comment

1) Entire Pitchers Of Beer As Quickly As Possible

This one is best for those of you that still have your youth. As you age, it’s HARD to down that much liquid quickly. It’s also startlingly economical. Three or four pitchers should knock you into a stupor. A stupor where you have to pee a billion times, but a stupor nonetheless.

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