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The Top Five Things You’re Drinking Now That The Bar Exam Is Over

  Bitter Lawyer /   July 30, 2015 /   Lawyer /   Leave a Comment

2) Your First Really Expensive Glass Of Scotch

We’re not talking a $10 glass or even a $20 glass. We’re talking something that is so expensive that you don’t dare ask how expensive it is for fear of looking like you aren’t the right person to be ordering it. We’re talking something that is so expensive that it will run you at least two hours worth of wages from a fancy summer associate job or at least five hours of wages from the summer associate job you actually had. We’re talking something like the UK-only 1981 Talisker or a 40-year-old bottle of Balvenie. Make it a cost you’ll regret in the morning, unless you get your buddies to pay, in which case you won’t regret a thing.

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