In homage to Magisterial District Judge Craig Long’s thoughtful sign indicating that visitors to the court should not appear in their pajamas…
…we have crafted an eloquent post explaining that these clothing choices are also off limits. We know they may cause some controversy among the Slanket lovers among us, but we stand behind these hard and fast rules.
We know. You can keep your hands free. They keep you warm. They cover up whatever hideous outfit you had originally put on. But, do not wear a Slanket to court. They do not convey quite the sense of gravitas the situation calls for. No, not even if you call it a Snuggie instead.