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Things You Shouldn’t Wear To Court

  Bitter Staff /   February 16, 2016 /   Featured, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer /   2 Comments

In homage to Magisterial District Judge Craig Long’s thoughtful sign indicating that visitors to the court should not appear in their pajamas…

Courtesy of the Catawissa Borough Police Department

Courtesy of the Catawissa Borough Police Department and with thanks to the WSJ Blog

…we have crafted an eloquent post explaining that these clothing choices are also off limits. We know they may cause some controversy among the Slanket lovers among us, but we stand behind these hard and fast rules.

  1. Slankets
Shawn Collins/Flickr

Shawn Collins/Flickr

We know. You can keep your hands free. They keep you warm. They cover up whatever hideous outfit you had originally put on. But, do not wear a Slanket to court. They do not convey quite the sense of gravitas the situation calls for. No, not even if you call it a Snuggie instead.

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