Bitter Empire

  • Critic
  • Lawyer
  • SciTech
  • Endings
  • 
  • 
  • 
lawyer

Top Five Things You Are Doing To Avoid Studying For Finals

  Bitter Lawyer /   May 1, 2017 /   Best of Bitter Lawyer, law school, Lawyer /   1 Comment

You know the drill. It’s finals time, and when you’re not wallowing in regret and self-loathing, you’re avoiding studying. Not in cool fun ways like going out to dinner or seeing a movie, but more in pathetic home-bound ways where you tell yourself that any moment now, you’ll start studying. For sure. Promise. Right after you do everything else you can possibly think of, no matter how boring or unpleasant it might be.

1. Cleaning

It isn’t like you’re a particularly neat person. Hell, you’re a law student, so you’re probably downright slovenly. But when finals time rolls around, suddenly it is time to vacuum under the couch, wash the baseboards, and clean the oven. You don’t even know how to clean your oven, but it is still better than working on the 24-hour take home final your estates and trusts prof assigned.

Prev1 of 5Next
Use your ← → (arrow) keys to browse

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: crying, drinking, finals

Share this post

tell a friend
  • Pingback: Osibogun and Partners - Law Firm()

Legal Choices

  • Throw Another Bagel and You’re Toast, PartnerThrow Another Bagel and You’re Toast, Partner
  • Always Land on Your AssAlways Land on Your Ass
  • I Told a Partner to F*ck OffI Told a Partner to F*ck Off
  • What Should You Call Your Lawyer Rock Band?What Should You Call Your Lawyer Rock Band?
  • From the Archives: Six Lawyers You Meet on the Unemployment LineFrom the Archives: Six Lawyers You Meet on the Unemployment Line

I’m A Bitter

  • Critic
  • Lawyer
  • SciTech
  • Endings
  • About Us
  • 
  • 
  • 