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Top Five Things You Are Doing To Avoid Studying For Finals

  Bitter Lawyer /   May 1, 2017 /   Best of Bitter Lawyer, law school, Lawyer /   1 Comment

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2. Drinking alone

Before and after finals are the times for drinking with friends, either to celebrate the fact that you didn’t flunk civil procedure or to drown your sorrows when you do. But when you are supposed to be updating your outline for international mergers and acquisitions but you know you can’t possibly stuff any more info in your skull without throwing yourself out a window, it’s time to drink alone. Keep a crappy bottle of whisky in the house just for this purpose. Nothing about this should feel or taste good.

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