4. Tormenting your pets
This one is a bit more out there – perhaps for after you’ve exhausted the more obvious time-wasters. But really there is no time like the present to dress your cat up in humiliating gear and have a photo shoot. This is a cat that has been forced to wear a unicorn horn – a unikitty, if you will. Immediately after doing this, your cat will probably murder you in your sleep, saving you the torture of reviewing one more property hornbook.