Speaking of burbots and gadiforms, if you consider yourself a shark, embrace your sharkness. As did Kenneth P. Savin and his partner from Northport, New York. Same goes for the Bolus dudes, whose office we are not sure is still around. Probably better than all the billboard hooey about being aggressive, inflicting pain, and destroying the other side, which seems to be the norm for most personal injury advertisements.
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