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Your Eurovision Wrap Up Is Here!

  Elizabeth Lane /   May 26, 2015 /   Critic /   Leave a Comment

Most Dateable: Slovenia’s Maraaya is somewhere between Florence + The Machine and Adele, and sings a song we were already in love with … and then beautiful Maraaya winked at us, and then her adorable pianist with the mohawk winked at us, and then we died.

Our runner up is Belgium’s Loïc Nottet, looking adorable in his frock coat (and rocking his song “Rhythm Inside”, and coming in fourth!)

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