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Your Eurovision Wrap Up Is Here!

  Elizabeth Lane /   May 26, 2015 /   Critic /   Leave a Comment

Best Ad-Lib: Israel’s Nadav Guedj sang “Golden Boy”, which alternates between smooth R&B and a rollicking Bollywood number. Maybe Guedj realized that ending their song at the strictly-enforced three-minute mark tarnished his image as the king of fun. “Okay!” he shouts as the song’s ending. “We gotta go! Three minutes! Bye-bye!”

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