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Your Eurovision Wrap Up Is Here!

  Elizabeth Lane /   May 26, 2015 /   Critic /   Leave a Comment

Best Use of National Pride: Italy had an outstandingly strong number that we hoped would win but didn’t even though intimidatingly handsome and talented singers Il Volo performed “Grande Amore” against a backdrop of Roman ruins.

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