You know what lawyers don’t do enough of? Coloring.
Oh you think we’re just being our regular asshole-selves? No. The HuffPo has a whole thing about how it’s a “de-stresser”.
And, while we’re at it – HuffPo – that’s not an actual word. You know that, right? In fact, that whole post is written poorly. We’d assume it was some sort of native advertising deal, but we’re pretty sure there is no coloring book lobby. Wait. Crayola’s thugs pressured you, didn’t they? Didn’t they?! You can’t handle the truth.