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The Alabama Hammer Will Legal Your Brains Out

  Bitter Staff /   August 29, 2018 /   Featured, Lawyer /   Leave a Comment

Move over Law Hawk. Wait, don’t actually. Do more commercials. We love you. But we digress, there is a new contender for our pretend title of “Best Ever Legal Advertising Strategy.”

The Alabama Hammer. If you squint it totally rhymes.

The Alabama Hammer will also hunt down the big bucks for you. Oh yeah, a hunting pun. What could be better?! Shooting deer that explode money. In your suit. Yep. That is better.

Obviously, Mike has a sense of humor, but he also doesn’t shy away from the big issues. Like walls.

Or bashing children. The morphing in this video really makes it worth it.

But you should totally call him, especially if you’d describe your life as “just frogs on a lily-pad in a lake of pain.” Or call someone. That sounds awful.

The Alabama (and sometimes DC?) Hammer is probably not going to take Law Hawk’s crown, it’s just too hard to compete with the screeching hawk, Hungry Hungry Hippo mob, and fire effects, but he definitely won an honorable mention in our non-existent competition for the most absurd law firm commercials.

Filed Under: Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: Alabama Hammer, law ads, legal advertising

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