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What Should You Call Your Lawyer Rock Band?

June 29, 2019 by Andrew Cabasso Leave a Comment

Last week, our lawyer-rock band was playing at a local bar. Typical classic rock cover band, but we’re all lawyers and the band name has a clever lawyer-related pun. Anyway, we’re playing our set, and then as soon as our set is over, some record label bigwig offers us a major deal. We’d finally made…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: imaginary, rock band

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How To Leave The Best Impression At Your Holiday Parties

November 12, 2017 by Andrew Cabasso Leave a Comment

The holiday season is almost upon us, which means you still have so many party choices to make. Should you wear a suit and tie? How much drinking is acceptable? We’ve got you covered. What to wear? This is a party, not a funeral. Ditch the suit and tie and rock an aloha shirt and…

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