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Seven Tricks of Law School Networking 101

January 6, 2021 by Bitter Contributor 34 Comments

To prepare for gut-wrenching, mind-numbing “networking” events, here are a few exercises that can steel you for boredom, humiliation, and awkwardness.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, bitter rant, law students

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Valentine S.O.S.

February 12, 2019 by Bitter Contributor 22 Comments

Valentine’s Day is an important holiday.  Period.  If you mess it up, there are repercussions. Unlike Groundhog or Arbor Day, you can’t ignore it.  And there’s really no excuse for not trying.  While it’s not necessary that you care about it, it is necessary that you show your loved one you care. My clients range…

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter exclusive

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I’m a Lawyer, But Not Yours — So Don’t Ask

June 10, 2017 by Bitter Contributor 111 Comments

I will not do any of these things because you are not my client. And I am not your lawyer.

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: bitter rant, Featured, free legal advice, not your lawyer

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A Bitter BigLaw Partner’s New Year’s Resolutions

January 2, 2015 by Bitter Contributor 21 Comments

How a bitter BigLaw partner views his prospects and resolutions for the future.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter rant, Featured, Generally Bitter

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This Harvard B-School Prof And Lawyer Couldn’t Be More Of A Jerk If He Tried

December 9, 2014 by Bitter Contributor 1 Comment

We know Harvard nurtures and employs nothing but the best and the brightest. Exhibit the First: one Ben Edelman, who holds not one, not two, but three degrees from Harvard (including a law degree) and teaches at his alma mater. So much Harvarding! Mr. Harvard Business School Professor Lawyer Edelman ordered some Chinese takeout a…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: ben edelman, boston, Featured, Harvard, ran duan

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8 MORE Students You Meet in Law School

September 9, 2014 by Bitter Contributor 75 Comments

If you’re in law school, you shouldn’t let any of these ten rat bastard students out of your site for even a minute.

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Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Featured, law students

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We Solve the Sex Offender Problem

June 5, 2013 by Bitter Contributor Leave a Comment

Society has been struggling with finding a way to protect itself from known sex offenders. Registration laws don’t prevent recidivism. Luckily, we aren’t all slap stick here at Bitter Lawyer. We also contribute to society. And we have come up with a solution to this problem.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer

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To the Friday Night Janitorial Service

May 27, 2013 by Bitter Contributor Leave a Comment

I like to think that I am a friendly person. It isn’t because I feel like it is the right thing to do. I just genuinely enjoy having cheerful interactions with everyone. Not just my friends either. I really enjoy having a friendly back and forth with someone I just met or passed on the…

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3 Outrageous Personal Injury Lawsuits

November 15, 2012 by Bitter Contributor 22 Comments

Some of the most ridiculous lawsuits – that were successful.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: kevin krist, outrageous lawsuits, personal injury

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6 Useless Legal Services To Offer In Prison

October 12, 2012 by Bitter Contributor 1 Comment

Big Law associates don’t have much to offer fellow prisoners in return for protection.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: dave h, jail, jailhouse associate, prison

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