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Why the Legal Profession Should Be More Like Hockey

October 9, 2014 by Bitter Editor 2 Comments

Last night I was watching an NHL game. When one team scored a goal thousands of cheering fans roared as 5 grown men ecstatically hugged each other. While I was thrilled my team had scored, I was a bit jealous. Really, these guys are professionals; I’m a professional, too damnit! So, why didn’t anyone cheer…

Filed Under: General, Lawyer Tagged With: billable hour, disorderly conduct, Featured, hockey, playoff beard, punched in the face

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An Open Letter to the Jack@ss at My CLE

September 24, 2014 by Bitter Editor 9 Comments

Dear Sir: I was a bit late to the CLE today, so I probably missed your explanation that you were doing a social experiment on the instructor to see how much of a dick you could be before she kicked you out. By the time I arrived you were already nose deep in your newspaper.…

Filed Under: General, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter rant, Featured, lawyers, stupid lawyers

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Caption This! Winner (9/26/2013)

September 26, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

And to conclude your partnership review, Johnson, I’d like to go over these photographs from the 2003 firm holiday party.

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, Caption This! Winner

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Caption This! (September 26, 2013)

September 26, 2013 by Bitter Editor 4 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll…

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!

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Caption This! (September 19, 2013)

September 19, 2013 by Bitter Editor 2 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll…

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!

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Caption This! Winner (9/19/2013)

September 19, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

Congratulations to Angie Robertson, this week’s winner of Caption This!

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, Caption This! Winner

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Caption This! (September 12, 2013)

September 12, 2013 by Bitter Editor 5 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll…

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!

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Caption This! Winner (9/12/2013)

September 12, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

Congratulations to Neil Juneja, this week’s winner of Caption This!

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This! Winner

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Caption This! (September 5, 2013)

September 5, 2013 by Bitter Editor 2 Comments

What in the Bitter Lawyer is going on here? Put your lawyerly wisdom to the test and post a comment below or on Facebook with a witty, hilarious, or brilliant caption to this comic, courtesy of Shutterstock.com. And keep it clean(ish) and, y’know, respectful. The editor’s pick will be announced next week, and then we’ll…

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: big image everywhere, Caption This!

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Caption This! Winner (9/5/2013)

September 5, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

Honey, Wall Street called. It was nice knowing you.

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: Caption This!, Caption This! Winner

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