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10 Things You Will Do While Studying for the Bar

July 16, 2019 by Kate Currer 47 Comments

The ten things you will almost always do during the weeks of studying for the bar exam.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Featured, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: bar exam, Bitter by Numbers, studying

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What If My Dog Attacks a Drone?

June 16, 2019 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Answers to some of the more common practical legal questions about drones.

Filed Under: Ask a Futurist, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, futurists

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10 Funny Judicial Quotes

April 9, 2019 by Grey Bitter 15 Comments

Judges can be funny too. Here’s the proof.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Features Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Featured, judicial quotes

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10 Things Never To Say To Your Law School Prof

September 4, 2018 by Bitter Prof 3 Comments

1. Sorry, I got high/drunk/laid last night is not a valid excuse for missing class 2. “Because I got high/drunk/laid last night, I missed class. I can’t make it to any of your office hours, so could you come in on the weekend and tell me everything I missed in class?” 3. “My other grandmother…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Bitter Rants, Columns, Featured, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, nope, professors, profs

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Five Types of Law Partners

September 20, 2017 by Bitter Staff 17 Comments

The five kinds of terrible and awful law partners you meet in BigLaw firms.

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: biglaw, Bitter by Numbers, Featured, partners

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Five Godawful YouTube Video Depositions

August 21, 2017 by Gregory D. Luce 9 Comments

We’ve collected five of the most godawful video deposition excerpts on YouTube. Consider it our resource center for bad depos.

Pages: 1 2 3 4 5

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, depositions

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Warning Signs You Are a Doc Review Lifer

July 24, 2017 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

For those who may have missed the warning signs, here are the signs that you may be a doc review lifer

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, Bottom Rung, document review

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Merry Christmas: Remit Payment Upon Receipt

December 25, 2014 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

Enclosed for your convenience please find an invoice for services rendered through December 25, 2011

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: billables, billing, christmas, Featured

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Five Song Parodies Just For Lawyers

October 14, 2014 by Bitter Staff 3 Comments

Just kidding. It’s six. But who’s counting? Not lawyers. That’s why you go to law school right? No math classes.  Anywho, we here at Bitter Lawyer love us some song parodies. And this week we countdown six of the best from around the web… or at least YouTube. 1. Overwhelmed at law school? This one’s for…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Columns, Lawyer, Video Tagged With: Featured, law parody songs, legal humor, music videos, parody songs, videos

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5 Ridiculous Law Firm Commercials

October 4, 2014 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

When looking for a lawyer to represent you, what do you look for? 1. If you answered: a white middle-aged rapper, with chauvinistic overtones, then this guy is for you. 2. Or perhaps you really need a singing squirrel to feel like you’re adequately represented? Well, we found one of those, too. 3. No! You need a lawyer…

Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, law commercials, legal humor

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