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Merry Christmas: Remit Payment Upon Receipt

December 25, 2014 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

Enclosed for your convenience please find an invoice for services rendered through December 25, 2011

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: billables, billing, christmas, Featured

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Re: My Clients’ Traffic Problems in Fort Lee

January 8, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

The first of many anticipated letters seeking reimbursement from Governor Chris Christie for traffic problems in Fort Lee

Filed Under: Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: cover letters, Featured, letter

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Food Pyramid for Lawyers

December 16, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

A basic food pyramid for legal nutritional needs

Filed Under: Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: coffee, Featured

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Another Motion Unlikely to be Granted

December 12, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Sometimes, you don’t want to dignify the plaintiff with a response.

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Hahaha: Memo from a Senior Partner

December 6, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Sometimes an intra-firm memo is what’s needed to explain the issue.

Filed Under: Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: partner, staff memo

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Letters from the Overly Casual Lawyer

December 2, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

The first in a series of letters from the overly casual lawyer.

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Avvo Didn't Take Too Kindly to Goat Lawyer

November 27, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce 6 Comments

for a short period of time, people searching on Avvo for Goat Lawyer could find one. Me.

Filed Under: Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, goats, lawyer ratings

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Do You Have BigLaw Chops?

November 13, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

Well, do you have what it takes?

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: biglaw, Featured

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US Supreme Court History of Facial Hair

November 4, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

A Bitter Lawyer infographic featuring moustaches, neckbeards, mutton chops, and the US Supreme Court.

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: beards, Featured, Infographlike Substances, moustache

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Lawyers Love the Sound of Their Own Voice

July 9, 2013 by Josh Camson 1 Comment

Everyone has made this objection at one time or another. We usually just call it “relevance” or some other nonsense.

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